Offensive humor jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...

They just seem so forced.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.