Offensive humor jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...

They just seem so forced.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.