Offensive humor jokes
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Community talk
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more