What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
