Offensive humor jokes

I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...

They just seem so forced.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.