
Occupation jokes
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Community talk
you guys are some dirty stinky bums get off this site and get a job
Should I write a story bout the work journal of a mental asylum doctors with everything that happens with her 7 insane clients?
TRUE OR FLAS?
My name Stalin Hitler Puton the 7 Jr.
My Age Old enough for an 11yr
My occupation Take a guess....