An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
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WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......
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Whoever said white people cant jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn't....
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How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
