Obviousness

Obviousness Jokes

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously

WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going into circles

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."