What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
If I had a dollar for every gender, i would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
