NSFW jokes
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
I eat ass.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Porn *sex noises*
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
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Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more
NSFW- whats ur weirdest kink/ turn on (sry matt if you see this im just trying something I saw from reddit)