Novel

Novel Jokes

Movie

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Spy

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Autobiography

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

Story

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Woman

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Math book

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

Autobiography

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Reader

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Book

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Orphan

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Suicide

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

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