Non existent jokes

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

Old ladies are non existent.

What is a tree that does not exist?

A money tree.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

My social life.

My chance of finding love.