Non existent jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Old ladies are non existent.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

I have no father. Like if you relate.

A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."