A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
what do you call a depressed person's life
at this point, non-existent
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your hairline is as non existent as your dad
old ladies are non existent