Non existent jokes

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Old ladies are non existent.

My social life.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

What is a tree that does not exist?

A money tree.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

My chance of finding love.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

none

I got no joke.