Non existent jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Your forehead is like my dad.

Non-existent.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Old ladies are non existent.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.