Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key
Being in a cage But nobody sees you
Being outside of a cage- but it's empty
Living and realizing you've been born into one
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DONT WANNA SAY THIS, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
POV: me telling a joke
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass Me: nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass find a cure for cancer
