No one jokes
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Sorry but, no one asked.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.