No one jokes
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.