Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
The ketchup told a joke no one was laughing but the egg was cracking up
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Why can't men play baseball? Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Are you still a virgin If you do IT With no one?
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly, that no one likes you.
