What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
why did the orphan cry to the teacher because they have no one else
no one gives afuck
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
sorry but, no one asked.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
