Nihilism jokes
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA
There is no god. None, not one.
No one gives a fuck.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.


