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If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My wife Jean is happy, π pretty, π and pregnant,π€° boy, π¦ am I glad π I bought her π© a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! Theyβd probably get shellshocked wasnβt it all eggcelent Ok Ok Iβm headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
What is New Yorkers scared of airplanes
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
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Teacher: βIf you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?β Johnny: βA new bikeβ.
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
