Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Never Mind Jokes
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
