Never mind jokes
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...