Never mind

Never mind jokes

Orphan

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Life

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Orphan

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Pizza

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. Itโ€™s too cheesy!

Pizza

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

Help

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜

Pencil

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Head

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!

Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!

Homo

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

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  • Dick

    Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

    Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

    Fetus

    Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

    Orphan

    Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

    Orphan

    Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

    Bill Cosby

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who?

    Never mind, Iโ€™ll come back when youโ€™re sleeping.