Never mind jokes
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"