Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Never Mind Jokes
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
