Q:Get up for a chair joke. A:Oh never mind you can sit down
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I'm not homo like you
boy; wanna hear about my dick? never mind it's too short. girl; wanna hear about my pussy? fuck no you won't get it.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
Do you want to here a joke? Never mind it’s too punny
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
What to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it’s to chesesy
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
I asked my friend "shouldn't we have 6 senses?" he replied "what is the 6th sense?" "common sense" I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention" never mind" I said.
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
