Neon jokes

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Gwen, why are you so nice?

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.