Neon jokes

Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.