Neins jokes
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"