Name jokes
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
I like dicks... sporting goods.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂