Name jokes

What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?

Carlos!

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!

Ever absorb Griffin?

Brady Quinn!!

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

Banker: I have the right to take your money!

Me: Check my name.

Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: *realizes*

Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.

The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.

Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."

What do you call an Indian babysitter?

Nanny.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

What did the father name his daughter with no legs?

Peggy.

What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?

Bubble 07.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

My name is Giselle.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

What do you call an Indian gravedigger?

Digdeep.