Name jokes
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Teddy
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
ABBaS.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Ryan.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Stinky Steve.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.