Person: i'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?!
I have a son. Her name is Zara. I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
