One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Sumona.
What is your car's name?
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
What time is it when you say bad day
What is your name
Stephanie
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
What is your favourite name
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk
What name do you get if you mix the names chris and Marisa? Then you get the name chrisa
What is your summer name? Hot.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
