ABBaS.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Ryan.
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Jack and his kids went to the la’e and his mother wants him to go swimming you know what he says to back where you came from
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥️
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
