Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. šš
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!