Na jokes

you.

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

Is that my student?

Na! It is Jesus!

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?

“I can na-zi.”

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Banana na na.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.