you.
Na Jokes
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
