My jokes

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

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    • A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

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    • Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!

    So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

    So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D

    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

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    • My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

    Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

    If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

    That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

    Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

    Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

    I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

    She replied, "Two or three."

    Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

    There was a big problem yesterday.

    My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

    I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.