Musician jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!