What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
OW!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
what is harder that steel
Michael Jackson in a playground
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
