Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead.
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
You call, I'm putting on
Frank (34) DJ
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
I make elevating music you make elevator moosic
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
What’s a downys favorite song? DOWN UNDER
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine dragon these balls
Imagine being emo
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.
