How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Music Jokes
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
