Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
