Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.