Music

Music jokes

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.