Music jokes
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.