Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
