Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why. Me :Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
YO MAMMA EAT TO MUCH THAT SEE THEW UP A THOUSEND TIMES AND SAID HELP ME SON
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
People generalize others too much
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
so a neutron went to a bar, he asked the bartender how much for a beer, the bartender said, " For you, NO charge."
Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father.......
Why is sex with pandas so much fun? I don't know it just is. 🐼
how steven hawkings died, because he moved to much during the day and ran out of juice
So a person walked into a shop
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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes
Daddy, Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because you mother had diabetes
