Mourning Jokes

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

My girlfriend passed away recently.

at the funeral everyone was shocked about it

Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known

why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations

HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP

I put the fun in funeral

So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.

what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse

Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!

I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.