Mourning jokes

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing...

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.

Except at a funeral.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

My girlfriend passed away recently.

At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.

Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.

Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?

Because Sally wrote the invitations!

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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.