I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
like this if you have ever had a family member die
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
why did no one turn up to Jhon's funeral? because sally wrote the invitations
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What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
I put the fun in funeral
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
Why don’t coffins have wifi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
