Mourning

Mourning Jokes

News

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

Funeral

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Funeral

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

Funeral

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Sadness

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Emo

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Funeral

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Girlfriend

My girlfriend passed away recently.

At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.

Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.

Funeral

Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?

Because Sally wrote the invitations!

Queen Elizabeth

This joke is unavailable due to the National Period of Mourning. Please return to this page on the 19th of September.

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.

Fire

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Father

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.