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Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards
Q. What's a bulimic's favourite movie? A. The Purge.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
bstfu
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
Hey did you hear about the kidnapping?" "no." Yeah but then he woke up.
What’s a emos favourite singer Slash
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What do you call womens Rights: A blank sheet of paper.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
So I walk in to a bar and There’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face
That’s the punch line
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
