What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
Rowan
When I'm bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chockes on it not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
