Floyd jokes

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe