What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
