Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
My fortune cookie said "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily since I'm suicidal...
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
What is long brown and cured depression.
A nuse.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
bstfu
I'd tell you a Kobe joke But I am afraid It wouldnt land well
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
the child has no trouble shooting
Q:What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A:You gonna eat that?
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
