Monarchy jokes
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Prince???
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!