Monarchy jokes

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

Queen, (DYM 86)

Prince???

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.

What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?

Royal-tea.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!