When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Monarchy Jokes
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Prince???
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
