Mom's jokes

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

My mom is bad and my dad is bad.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.

Orphan: Realizes.