Mm Jokes

what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:

A pedophile

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what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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