Mm jokes
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Community talk
i what to end it all pls: mm I at a child i am going to eat another
WHY IS MICHAEL JACKSON SO DAMN FINE MMGH UGHM AUGHMM MM MOMMY
I've been watchin' you for some time Can't stop starin' at those ocean eyes Burning cities and napalm skies Fifteen flares inside those ocean eyes Your ocean eyes No fair You really know how to make me cry When you gimme those ocean eyes I'm scared I've never fallen from quite this high Fallin' into your ocean eyes Those ocean eyes I've been walkin' through a world gone blind Can't stop thinkin' of your diamond mind … Read more