Mm jokes

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

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  • What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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