Miscellaneous jokes
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
My live.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
I don't want to die.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.