What Do You Call Dead? (Not Michael Jackson)
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Hee hee tuch my pp
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
What are Michael Jackson ́s Pronouns ? He He
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
Hardest part about being a paedophile? Fitting in.
You were tricked loser. ;]
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