Mental Health Jokes

Are you depression? Because I can see myself slowly slipping inside you and crying uncontrollably.

Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?

They are more open-minded.

regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist

Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain

My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!

Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome

Imagine there’s a funny joke here..imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum cause you’re schizophrenic.(This is my joke, I came up with it myself, anybody else who has said it said it after me, it’s important to me lol because I came up with it)

85% of us are good at school while the other 15% is good at suicide

( teach me your ways 15% )

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

Kms

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said ‘ a smile’

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school

Going to school is mandatory in this country

Can you guess my plan?