Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Menstruation Jokes
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
