Menstruation jokes
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!