Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Woman: A womanβs life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One is finger-licking good and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
what is a girl favert song when they are on their period
period oh period oww
girls : π*Period*βοΈπ Men : πΏ*Growth*πΏπΏπΏ
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
