Menstruation jokes
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
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What do women and books have in common
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What comes after 69?
Period.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?