Menstruation jokes
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.