Menstruation jokes
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"