Menstruation jokes
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What comes after 69?
Period.