Menstruation jokes

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

What do you call a lesbian pirate?

Red Beard.

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Why don’t midgets wear tampons?

Because they’ll trip over the string.

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.