Why do women get periods?
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Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
How you know itβs her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
Oneβs finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Whatβs worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
