Menstruation jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
