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Harry Potter

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
The image shows a comparison of four headshots, two from the Harry Potter movies of Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley as young boys and two of the musicians Eminem and Ed Sheeran. The text on top says: "Remember Draco and Ron from Harry Potter? This is them now..."
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  • Titanic

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A tweet by Sarah Cooper says: Titanic (1997). Scientist: Where's the diamond? Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*
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  • Funeral

    2 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

    DANG, like for a Cookie

    A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
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  • Scent

    1 view · Thefallenatom · 2 years ago

    The breeze mmmm smells good

    A blue spray bottle labeled "Breez'e" with the text "original scent perfume original" also on the label. The 'breez' part is written in the style of a game and in front of that label we can see a creature from a game in the same style.
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  • Cat

    1 view · Cutepink · 2 years ago

    When you see a skinwalker:

    The image shows a cat with wide, shocked eyes and an open mouth, as if it's yelling or gasping. The image is blurry, which enhances the feeling of sudden surprise or fear. The text says: "When you see a skinwalker:".
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  • Announcement

    4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.
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  • Thigh

    12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A four-panel comic shows a yellow balloon with a smiley face labeled "Thicc thighs." In the second panel, a paper airplane labeled "them haters" flies toward the balloon. The third panel shows the paper airplane hitting the balloon, and the fourth panel shows the paper airplane breaking apart upon impact with the balloon.
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  • Cat

    1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago
    A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."
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  • Satan

    4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."
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  • Reaction

    1 view · Yuri · 2 years ago

    My honest reaction to that information

    An image of a distorted yellow face against a black background. The text "my honest reaction" is superimposed at the top.
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  • Hood

    1 view · Goku is dum · 2 years ago

    THE HOOD

    A man with a black hat and blue shirt is saying, "What happens in the hood stays in the hood".
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  • Taiwan

    2 views · test654 · 2 years ago

    Taiwan numbah wun

    A man stands in front of a line of tanks. He is wearing a white shirt and dark pants.
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  • Kitten

    2 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

    Salad

    A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"
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  • Man

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image is a multi-panel collage with various reaction images and text. First, a slightly distorted face of a white man is looking up, with text bubble 'MMM yumm' next to it, above 'GET THIS MAN OATMEAL' below a bowl of oatmeal, and to the right is a wide smiling face of a black man. The next row features a picture of another man, looking very stretched and distorted with a text saying 'koopas'. To the right, a cartoon character is dancing with the text 'GET THIS MAN woppa gagnam style'. The last row has another man smiling creepily next to a milk bottle with the text 'HE NEEDS SOME MILK' and the text 'GET ME SOME MILK', the man is also partially overlaid with a vine logo and a red banner with text. Next to the last image, a man in a suit is featured with the text 'WE jack off HERE'. The final panel shows a distorted face with mouth open in shock.
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  • Corpse

    11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a first-person view, looking down at the ground, as someone is being dragged. The text on top of the image reads, "Me getting dragged by the corpse I buried at 33°67.E*98'N at 5:32 AM 3/27/2023."
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  • Tone

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A person covered in duct tape with a menacing expression on their face with text overlayed at the top and bottom of the image. Top text says, "WATCH YOUR TONE, KITTEN". Bottom text says, "DADDY'S FEELIN ANGRY".
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  • RapBoat

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

    rapboat whenever he talks

    The image shows two characters from the cartoon series Family Guy. On the left, a very overweight Peter Griffin is being lifted by the forklift arms of a yellow forklift, and he is facing to the left of the image. On the right, Brian Griffin is driving the yellow forklift, and he is looking to the left. The background is a light blue and the setting appears to be outdoors. Above the two characters is an empty speech bubble.
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  • Twist

    2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A warrior in armor with a horned helmet is casting a spell. Next to him is an image of testicles where one testicle is twisting. The text on the image says "GOOD ARGUEMENT. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAST TWIST OF FATE."
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  • Movie

    3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a parody of the movie poster for "Jaws" with the title "JAWAS". Instead of a shark, there are several Jawas swimming in formation under a swimmer.
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  • Meme

    35 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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