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Hawaii

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A Facebook post with three comments. The original post states, "The world ain't gonna end cause if it did the country Hawaii woulda sunk by now yall stupid." The first comment says, "Hawaii is a state". The second comment says, "no it a country its near Africa I think I know my economics ok". And the final comment says "did..did you even go to school.."
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  • RapBoat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • rapboat whenever he talks

    The image shows two characters from the cartoon series Family Guy. On the left, a very overweight Peter Griffin is being lifted by the forklift arms of a yellow forklift, and he is facing to the left of the image. On the right, Brian Griffin is driving the yellow forklift, and he is looking to the left. The background is a light blue and the setting appears to be outdoors. Above the two characters is an empty speech bubble.
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  • Bed

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

    A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.
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  • Comparison

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two headshots side by side. On the left, a young man named Dream looks at the camera with a slight smile. On the right, a cartoon character with orange hair and a sly smile, Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek, is displayed. The character's source is "ifunny.co".
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  • Kid

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A box of Oops! All CBD cereal sits next to a sleeping child. The cereal box has an image of a cartoon captain and says "Oops! All CBD". Text below says, "Now with twice the CBD!"
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  • Movie

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a parody of the movie poster for "Jaws" with the title "JAWAS". Instead of a shark, there are several Jawas swimming in formation under a swimmer.
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  • Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Wife

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a comparison between modern and ancient Sith. The modern Sith are depicted as whiny and emotional, lamenting about being stuck in a machine and having their superweapon destroyed. The ancient Sith are portrayed as stoic and embracing pain, declaring "TO PAIN IS TO LIVE, AND BOY, AM I LIVING!"
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  • Celebrity

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a person with a hand-drawn, simple face over a photo of a woman on a red carpet. The text above reads: "Hello fellow humans, I am celebrity No. 2932, I believe in everything that is safe and popular with people aged 18-35. You may now praise me on the social media platform of your choice, remember to purchase my newly manufactured album."
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  • Titanic

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A tweet by Sarah Cooper says: Titanic (1997). Scientist: Where's the diamond? Old lady: *three hour long story about how she lost her virginity*
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  • Thigh

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A four-panel comic shows a yellow balloon with a smiley face labeled "Thicc thighs." In the second panel, a paper airplane labeled "them haters" flies toward the balloon. The third panel shows the paper airplane hitting the balloon, and the fourth panel shows the paper airplane breaking apart upon impact with the balloon.
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  • Cat

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A photo shows the face of a tabby cat. Above the cat are text messages that say, "I never cheated on you" and "I love you babe." Below the cat is a text message that says, "I didn't mean to send that."
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  • Satan

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A woman with dark makeup and tattoos is sitting on a bed. She wears a black tank top with the words "Satan loves me" printed on it. Below the picture is a tweet that says, "Stay the fuck away from me."
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  • Tea

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon drawing of a smiling boba tea cup saying "suck my balls."
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  • Bigfoot

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • King Ko-

    The image shows a large silhouette of a Bigfoot-like creature against a sunset with multiple helicopters flying around. There is a box at the bottom of the image that says "LIVE TUCKER REACTION" along with a picture of Tucker Carlson.
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  • Blush

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • <33

    The text says: "Javi: *I accept the fact that you sleep on me and sit down, allowing you to rest in my lap. I have a faint blush on my face.*" The text is on a black background.
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  • Baby

    Wade · 2 years ago
  • Skeletor makes an oopsie

    Skeletor looks distressed, holding his head in his hands. The text reads: "Oh crap...I left the baby on top of the car. It wasn't even my car, or my baby."
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  • Amazon

    Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago
  • Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

    The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a lush green aerial view of the Amazon jungle with a river snaking through it. The text on this part says "Long ago the Amazon jungle lived in harmony". The bottom half shows a scene of the Fire Nation army from Avatar the Last Airbender, with a red sky and the text "But then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."
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  • Judge

    Grizzlymilk · 2 years ago
  • Tater-Tot judges you, finally, he approves.

    A white cat with black spots on its head is sitting on a cat tree. The cat's front paws are neatly folded.
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  • Funeral

    GG Miller · 2 years ago
  • DANG, like for a Cookie

    A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
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