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A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

A woman's face is covered in white fluid. The text says "If a girl gives you this look, it means she might have a crush on you. You can tell by the slight angle of her smile."

A two-panel image showing a blond woman on the left side of the left panel and a dark-haired woman on the right of the left panel. The blonde woman is crying with her mouth open and the dark-haired woman is looking down. The right panel shows the same blonde woman from the left panel smiling widely with watery eyes. Above the two panels are the words: "When you're trying to tell your friend a joke but u can't stop laughing."

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

A close-up of a phone screen showing airplane mode icon, a battery icon and the time 9:11. Below the icons the text "Is my phone trying to tell me something 🤨" is placed.

tell Bruce get over it

In a dark alley scene, a young boy is kneeling between two bodies, seemingly deceased. In the upper right corner, another person is sitting on a ledge, giving a thumbs up.

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?

A photo of a person's legs and feet walking on a sidewalk, with a long, dark shadow cast by their body, making it seem like a person is walking under them.

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

Yourgirl_gabby13!

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

The image contains three panels of a man with a pained facial expression. The text on top of the image says, "When u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking."

A meme shows a text overlay on a video game scene. The text reads, "Me when I told my son no he couldn't have money but then he tells me it's for sports betting (The gambling addiction family tradition has begun)." The scene shows a muscular man with a tie and some blood on his shirt looking down on a metallic creature.

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

me

A screenshot from a video game shows a Spiderman character looking defeated. Two other characters stand in the distance. Text above says "Me when Left Tesitical, scooter, scooter 1 scooter McFly, scooter 22, scooter-6, scooter.10, and Scooter but on xbox", and text below says "Tells me to 'Kys'".

me when:

$A digital illustration shows three figures in a desolate cityscape. In the foreground, a dejected Spiderman is positioned to the right. In the center, a blue armored figure with wings stands facing the left. To the right, another figure with reddish armor is visible in the background. Above the figures are the words "Me when Left Tesitical" and below them is written "Tells me to \"Kys\""$

help me please im being abused

The image shows a meme featuring Willy Wonka, with the text "No free blacks in the Anti-Slavery Society? Please tell me how that works."

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