Worst Jokes Ever

Popular

Difference jokes

Depression jokes

Twin Towers jokes

Little Johnny jokes

Offensive jokes

Michael Jackson jokes

Stephen Hawking jokes

Worst Jokes Ever

Tell Memes

Toast ツ

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel image of a man with glasses saying "I'll tell you a little secret about poorly cropped memes." The bottom panel is cropped closer to his face.

Anonymous

Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?

A photo of a person's legs and feet walking on a sidewalk, with a long, dark shadow cast by their body, making it seem like a person is walking under them.

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

Yourgirl_gabby13!

THey do be tryna snitch tho

The image shows a conversation between a student and their classmate. The classmate curses, and the student threatens to tell the teacher. The classmate begs them not to, and the student instead raises their hand to go to the bathroom. Next to the text is a close-up of a cartoon face with a devious look.

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a multi-panel meme. The first panel depicts an older man with a worried expression behind the wheel of a car. Above him, there is a Spotify playlist titled "Heavy Gamer". Below, there is a stick figure lying in a pool of blood, and a small picture of a person with the text "LIB STATUS: SMASHED!". The last two panels show the words "DESTRUCTION 100" and "FILICIDE 100" mimicking a video game style.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."

shaylie lol

The image contains three panels of a man with a pained facial expression. The text on top of the image says, "When u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking."

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows a text overlay on a video game scene. The text reads, "Me when I told my son no he couldn't have money but then he tells me it's for sports betting (The gambling addiction family tradition has begun)." The scene shows a muscular man with a tie and some blood on his shirt looking down on a metallic creature.

shaylie lol

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

Moai🗿🗿

me

A screenshot from a video game shows a Spiderman character looking defeated. Two other characters stand in the distance. Text above says "Me when Left Tesitical, scooter, scooter 1 scooter McFly, scooter 22, scooter-6, scooter.10, and Scooter but on xbox", and text below says "Tells me to 'Kys'".

Moai🗿🗿

me when:

$A digital illustration shows three figures in a desolate cityscape. In the foreground, a dejected Spiderman is positioned to the right. In the center, a blue armored figure with wings stands facing the left. To the right, another figure with reddish armor is visible in the background. Above the figures are the words "Me when Left Tesitical" and below them is written "Tells me to \"Kys\""$

help me please im being abused

The image shows a meme featuring Willy Wonka, with the text "No free blacks in the Anti-Slavery Society? Please tell me how that works."

Heroin Monkey

Two women sitting in a blue tub, covered in cooked spaghetti.

Heroin Monkey

A brown otter stands upright on a grassy field, holding a small stick like a cane. The text above the image says, "You have been visited by the wise traveling otter. He will tell you the secret to learning the truth about WWII without trading your sanity for it, but only if you repost this and say 'Thank you wise traveling otter.'"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

help me please im being abused

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

Alastor Wade.

Cyber bullying at its best

Two cartoon characters are shown. One on the left is pointing up, a speech bubble says 'Now tell him 'kys''. The other character on the right is tapping a phone. An arrow points from the top of their head to the text 'Cyber-bullying'.

Heroin Monkey

A person puts their hand on their face in a gesture of disbelief or frustration. Above them is a list of countries associated with communism, and a statement saying "When someone on reddit tells you communism is great but that... just did it wrong".

1
2
3
4
5
6
7