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Rylee ੈ♡˳

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

King bob

Tell me what she is looking at?

A young girl with long brown hair is looking to the side.

freddyfatbear

tru

Two people are on the image. One is about to hit the other with a guitar. The text on the image reads: "When your best friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you:".

King bob

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

killer of bears 101

An image of an angry cat with the text "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES".

Angel_Izzy

A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Angel_Izzy

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

blach66

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Mac

So true

A photo of a baby with a questioning and slightly suspicious look, accompanied by the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S HIDING BEHIND HER HANDS?'

PurplePanda

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

Daddy dick

Fr tho

A meme shows text on the left and a Woody face on the right. The text reads: "Clasmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

LoserIsPro

A photo shows two men sitting on a couch. The text on the image says: "When your best friend starts telling.. ..an embarrassing story about you."

ohio nugget

this is so funny lol

The image shows a man with a smirk reading a book. The text on the image reads: "When 9 year old you is studying biology and your friend tells you to go to page 75. You"

kanade otonokoji

A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

cocomelon

The image shows a text exchange on the left and a close-up of a distressed face on the right. The text reads, "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

stillwaiting..

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Chri5

Explosion in background

A four-panel comic shows a crying man with glasses saying "You need to be more inclusive and tell LGBTQ stories to your children!!" A buff, bearded man replies "OK." In the next panel, the crying man is even more upset. The buff man says to a small boy "Son, this is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah..." An explosion is in the background.

Chri5

Please tell me this is photoshopped

A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."

DADDY sus aka the king

my mexican mom be like

The image shows two panels. The left panel displays a dinosaur, representing a mom telling everyone to get ready for church. The right panel shows Barney the dinosaur, representing mom once at church.

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