Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories

Popular

Priest jokes
Orphan jokes
Hairline jokes
Morbid jokes
Wheelchair jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Short jokes
Vegetable jokes
Lesbian jokes
Prostitution jokes
Flat jokes
Gay jokes
Suicide jokes
Incest jokes
Nun jokes
Chin jokes
Ball jokes
Testicle jokes
Autism jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
All categories

Jokes
Memes
Community

Jokes
999+
Memes
133
Community
316

Tell memes

Best
Newest

The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Anakin Skywalker looks upset, with the text: "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.

The meme shows a still from a video with text above a person with a shocked look on their face. The text says: "The genie after I tell him my second wish is to make cancer contagious."

A text message screenshot with the sender "Cosmo" stating "I gotta tell you something" and then "I'm gay".

A two-panel image. The first panel shows a young boy sitting on a couch, holding a mug, and smirking slightly. The second panel shows the same boy running away up a flight of stairs, his back to the camera. The text reads: "When you wanna tell your parents a story but you remember it was all illegal."

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

When my teacher tells us to stop talking like bitch let me finish

A dog with a human face looks directly at the viewer.

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Relatable

A white cat with heterochromia, one blue and one brown eye, looks confused with a loading symbol above its head. Text above it says "Tell me the truth RIGHT NOWW." Below the cat, text says "me trying to remember what I did wrong."

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

The image shows two side-by-side panels. The left panel depicts a young person with a concerned expression. The right panel shows a small, white dog looking back with a slightly confused expression. Above the two panels are the text "6 year old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me I will keep the secret" and "My dog" above the right image panel.

A cartoon image shows Stewie Griffin in a hospital bed with an open mouth, looking as if he is yelling. The text on the image reads: "When you tell BAE to leave you alone and BAE actually leaves you alone. Get back in here and love me!"

A white kitten with heterochromia is shown with a loading symbol on their forehead. The text on the image reads "So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am.

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

PICTOPHILE APP
Czech government tells its citizens how
to fight terrorists: Shoot them
yourselves
0024K
we can't
expect God
to do all
the work.

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Previous
Next
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7